I was confused today. Once, I thought that it was Monday. Later I thought it was Thursday. Then, I thought it was Sunday night.
All wrong. It is Saturday night.
Drugs?
Only if they put some in the Burt's Bees Wax I have been using.
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I hate it in those old movies when there's some librarian chick who wears glasses, then this guy who wants to have sex with her will come up to her and look at her and take her glasses off, then say "you look better this way," and then for the rest of the movie she doesn't wear glasses.
At least you get to see her stumble around a bit, though. Not everything is lost.
Pot, not marijuana, but coffee.
No parking, but I break the law.
Sporting the jersey. On the Phone. In the wind.
At work. Deep in thought.
Desperado, bitches!
Double bogie : (
Road signs are often confounding!
Just like Cortez
They were THIS BIG!
Across the table
My desk, where good things happen
Golfing it up.
2 comments:
You must be losing your sense of time with your old age.
What movie were you watching where this library/guy scenario occurred?
I've been confused about what day it is all day, but it's because the bank is closed today for MLK day so it felt like Sunday again. I tried putting the garbage out again tonight but realized that it was Monday because nobody else had their cans out.
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