July 24, 2007

Camping.

I need to get motivated to do something. I need to go camping.

July 09, 2007

Comments on the English Language

Okay, okay, what's with the word INVALUABLE? People say it means priceless, but I fail to see how that can be.

Consider the word EXPENSIVE, as in "that jacket is EXPENSIVE, but maybe if I buy it for my wife she will not cheat on me (that damn bitch)."

Consider the word INEXPENSIVE, as in "when I bought my wife the INEXPENSIVE bracelet for Christmas, she threw up her hands and said 'our neighbor, who has been fucking me like a whore for the past five years, gave me an EXPENSIVE bracelet...why can't you do better!"

So there you have it. INVALUABLE actually means NOT VALUABLE.

Will someone defend the accepted definition of INVALUABLE? What does it even mean?

July 03, 2007

Becoming a Mountain Man: Stage 1

I have decided to start sleeping on the floor. By doing so, I will become tough, much like a mountain man. This is in preparation for when I move to the mountains with only a knife and a piece of flint.