The Worst Thing

So the worst thing is when you are wearing a hoody, and then you have to scrub potoatoes or something like that. While you are scrubbing the potatoes, you get water on the cuffs, that little elastic-like thing at the ends of the arms of the hoody. I hate it when the cuffs get wet, because I never change the hoody (it is my favorite one) and then I can feel the wetness on my wrists for like two hours. It is the worst thing.

Blue Jay

I would never be a blue jay. Sure, they look badass with that little thing on their head that sticks out, like a plume on a medieval warrior's helmet, but those damn blue jays chase away the smaller guys: the starlings, the finches, the squirrels. Jays probably carry disease, too.