November 25, 2008

Why No One Blogs Anymore

People have stopped blogging.

Yes, I know that there have been times when I have stopped blogging, but I came back. But you, I am afraid you are not going to come back, because you have probably started smoking crack. That, or spending your time with cheap prostitutes.

You're like:

"Hey, I have 20 bucks. Should I have sex with that prostitute or write fun things in my blog?"

And what do you do?

You catch gonorrhea, the Honduran kind.

3 comments:

Ben said...

I am sorry.

If you makes you feel better, it now burns when I pee.

Unknown said...

Wow. Too much information. You should tell your dr, or tell Chuck Norris. Any of those two could fix it for your.

bretlonder said...

I still blog, if only sporadically.