An Update

Here is an update:

1) I am going to start blogging regularly. Maybe you will leave more comments.

2) I got accepted into the MFA program at San Francisco State University. I might do that. It would be a good time, I am sure.

3) I graduate from Wesleyan in exactly three weeks from today...and I thought the end would never come!

Ben Marcus

Ben Marcus came and spoke today. He is a pretty good guy who wears Converse shoes, a great man indeed.

The Worst Thing

So the worst thing is when you are wearing a hoody, and then you have to scrub potoatoes or something like that. While you are scrubbing the potatoes, you get water on the cuffs, that little elastic-like thing at the ends of the arms of the hoody. I hate it when the cuffs get wet, because I never change the hoody (it is my favorite one) and then I can feel the wetness on my wrists for like two hours. It is the worst thing.

Blue Jay

I would never be a blue jay. Sure, they look badass with that little thing on their head that sticks out, like a plume on a medieval warrior's helmet, but those damn blue jays chase away the smaller guys: the starlings, the finches, the squirrels. Jays probably carry disease, too.

Great Idea No. 1

If I had a chicken, I would name it Sctoo and it would sit at the table and drink tea from a little vase that was excavated from some ruins in Egypt. I would take Sctoo to the spa so that it could get a massage and an exfoliation.

Today

A lot of stuff happens today:

1) My first grad school application is due
2) I have to go on a long run, starting at 8 am. It is 13 degrees, but feels like 0 with the wind chill.
3) My brother's birthday is tomorrow.
4) This is the last Saturday of the fall semester.
5) There is snow on the ground. How romantic.

Random List 1

I don't think anyone is reading this blog anymore, so maybe I will write more exciting things. Random lists are exciting:

salamander
glass ware
sweat shirt
miniature golf
Valentino's
filing cabinet